The Karate Teen – SNL

The Karate Teen – SNL


>>IT’S ALMOST OVER HERE AT THE
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY KARATE CHAMPIONSHIPS.
HE IS TAKING HIS LICKS AGAINST DEFENDING CHAMPION AND HUMAN
FREIGHT TRAIN SAMMY KNOCKS OF THE WOLF CLAW DOJO.
>>FIGHT!>>YA!
YA!>>KEEP IT LEGAL.
>>SORRY. I GOT DORK ON THE FLOOR.
YEAH! WOLF CLAW.
>>WOLF CLAW.>>YEAH.
>>THIS KID IS A VIRGIN. THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO TAKE
KARATE. YEAH.
>>YA, YA, YA!>>CATCH ONLY THE PENNY.
>>OKAY.>>MR. JOHNSON, THAT WILL BE
IMPOSSIBLE. I WON’T BE ABLE TO SEE.
>>LISTEN TO THE WIND. ♪♪♪
>>I THINK YOU’RE READY.>>I’M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH
THAT GUY’S GIRLFRIEND AFTER THIS.
YEAH!>>LOOK AT THIS.
JEFFY LAHART BACK ON HIS FEET. I DON’T KNOW IF HE IS BRAVE OR
CRAZY.>>BAD MOVE, DWEEB.
♪♪♪>>WHAT’S HE DOING?
>>WHAT THE BUTT? YEAH!
HOW THE HELL IS HE DOING THIS?>>LISTEN TO THE WIND.
>>OH!>>OH, MY GOD.
HE PUNCHED JEFFY LA HLAHART OUT HIS PANTS AND THROUGH FOUR
WALLS.>>I PUSHED THAT KID THROUGH
FOUR WALLS.>>HEY, KNOCKS, IS THAT ALL YOU
GOT?>>YOU GOT A DEATH WISH, DORK?
>>NO.>>WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT A
WARRIOR IS WHEN A WARRIOR GETS KNOCKED DOWN, HE —
>>YEAH!>>OH, POINT KNOCKS.
>>I GOT A THING I GOT TO GET TO.
>>WELL, UNLESS JEFFY LAHART CAN GET BACK UP FROM SAILING THROUGH
HIS FIFTH WALL AND A CAR DOOR, THIS LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER VICTORY
FOR WOLF CLAW DOJO.>>WHAT THE HELL?
>>OH, MY GOD. HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT HERE?
>>WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAR? YOU’RE GOING TO GET IT YOU
LITTLE FART WIPE.

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