Edward Norton Really Hit Brad Pitt with That Awkward Punch in Fight Club

-It’s going to be the 20th anniversary of “Fight Club”? -This month. -This month. [ Cheers and applause ] -Can you believe that? It’s 20 years ago. Does that make any sense at all? -None. Because it means we were 19 when we made it. -Exactly. Yeah, of course. Do you ever watch it if it comes on […]

Ron Burgundy Got into a Knife Fight with Kylie Minogue

-Ron Burgundy, everybody! Ron Burgundy! [ Cheers and applause ] Wow. That was some funny — That was some funny stuff. -Well, it must have gone well. You invited me back over to the couch. -That’s some funny stuff over there. -Sorry. I got a little hot under the collar about Mendes. -Yeah, no problem. I didn’t even […]

Kristen Stewart Fights “All Things That Suck” with Charlie’s Angels

-Let’s talk “Charlie’s Angels.” -Okay. -Congrats on this. That’s super fun. -Thanks. -This is Elizabeth Banks directing. -Yes. -And you get to be very funny in this, which I love to see your funny side. You don’t get to do that many comedies and funny stuff. -Yeah, yeah. It was fun. It was fun to do it with […]

Science Presentation – SNL

>>OUR APPLIED SCIENCES 101 A PRONLS CONTINUE WITH TWO MORE STUDENTS THAT ARE PRESENT THEIR FINDINGS AND FIELD QUESTIONS FROM OUR PANEL. >>PROFESSOR, BEFORE WE BEGIN, CAN I SAY SOMETHING? ALL RIGHT. LET’S BE REAL. I’M AT ALABAMA MOSTLY BECAUSE OF MY ABILITIES ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD, BUT I TAKE MY ACADEMICS INCREDIBLY SERIOUSLY. >>NOW, THAT’S VERY ADMIRABLE, […]

A Kindergarten Fight for Love

♪♪>>KAYDEN HAS COOTIES!>>[LAUGHS] >>NU-UH! JENNY HAS COOTIES!>>NO! YOU DO, STUPID!>>NO, YOU DO!>>NO, YOU DO!>>[LAUGHS] >>COME ON, KIDS! BE NICE!>>NO, I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER MEAN WORD OUT OF EITHER OF YOU.>>WHY MUST YOU TEASE ME SO, JENNY?>>BECAUSE YOU REALLY DO HAVE COOTIES. YOU’RE AN IMPERTINENT COOTIE PANTS AND THAT’S THAT. LADIES? [LAUGHS] >>KAYDEN THOMPSON?>>WHO WANTS TO KNOW?>>SOMEONE […]

Ralph Macchio Named His Son After the Karate Kid

-Ralph Macchio, welcome back to the show. -Thank you. -Congrats on “Cobra Kai.” -Thank you, man. -Last time we were here, we were about it before it came out. -Yeah. -Now it’s been out, everyone loved it. It was a super hit. It’s 100% Fresh on “Rotten Tomatoes” Congratulations. That’s a big deal. [ Cheers and applause ] […]

The Karate Teen – SNL

>>IT’S ALMOST OVER HERE AT THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY KARATE CHAMPIONSHIPS. HE IS TAKING HIS LICKS AGAINST DEFENDING CHAMPION AND HUMAN FREIGHT TRAIN SAMMY KNOCKS OF THE WOLF CLAW DOJO. >>FIGHT!>>YA! YA!>>KEEP IT LEGAL. >>SORRY. I GOT DORK ON THE FLOOR. YEAH! WOLF CLAW. >>WOLF CLAW.>>YEAH. >>THIS KID IS A VIRGIN. THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO TAKE KARATE. […]