The Fight for California’s Fresh Water: America’s Water Crisis (Part 3/3)

EMERSON ROSENTHAL: The most important thing to know about fresh water in California is that there just isn’t enough. The second thing you quickly find out is that the state’s no stranger to full-on water wars. Basically, whoever controls the water in California controls the future. Currently the dominant player in the state’s big agriculture is Paramount Farms, […]

Science Presentation – SNL

>>OUR APPLIED SCIENCES 101 A PRONLS CONTINUE WITH TWO MORE STUDENTS THAT ARE PRESENT THEIR FINDINGS AND FIELD QUESTIONS FROM OUR PANEL. >>PROFESSOR, BEFORE WE BEGIN, CAN I SAY SOMETHING? ALL RIGHT. LET’S BE REAL. I’M AT ALABAMA MOSTLY BECAUSE OF MY ABILITIES ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD, BUT I TAKE MY ACADEMICS INCREDIBLY SERIOUSLY. >>NOW, THAT’S VERY ADMIRABLE, […]

The Karate Teen – SNL

>>IT’S ALMOST OVER HERE AT THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY KARATE CHAMPIONSHIPS. HE IS TAKING HIS LICKS AGAINST DEFENDING CHAMPION AND HUMAN FREIGHT TRAIN SAMMY KNOCKS OF THE WOLF CLAW DOJO. >>FIGHT!>>YA! YA!>>KEEP IT LEGAL. >>SORRY. I GOT DORK ON THE FLOOR. YEAH! WOLF CLAW. >>WOLF CLAW.>>YEAH. >>THIS KID IS A VIRGIN. THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO TAKE KARATE. […]