President Trump Kicked His Chief of Staff out of the Oval Office for Coughing

-Let’s get to the news. During an interview yesterday, President Trump asked his chief of staff, Mick Mulvaney, to leave the room, after Mulvaney coughed while he was speaking. Which is weird, but at least it explains why Melania started smoking unfiltered Pall Malls. [ Laughter ] President Trump announced plans this week to help people who leave […]

Karate Basketball

I came in here for Karate Ba— That… That baby with the fish… That’s lookin— I don’t think you should hold a baby like that, guy on the right with the beard and the beanie… I don’t know… Is that— Is that guy in the raincoat the guy from the… y’know, tha— the frozen fish stick box? Is […]