Trump Flees To Switzerland While His Impeachment Trial Kicks Off In The Senate

WELCOME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. TODAY IS JUST DAY ONE OF THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL OF DONALD JOHN TRUMP. IT’S HISTORIC. IT’S A PIVOTAL DAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE REPUBLIC: SOON, WE WILL FIND OUT IF BREAKING THE LAW IS ILLEGAL.( LAUGHTER ).>>Jon: WE WILL FIND OUT.>>Stephen: GOTTA […]

Kate Upton Demonstrates a Jiu-Jitsu Rear Naked Choke on Jimmy

-Kate Upton, thank you for being here. Thank you for playing along with Ken as well, earlier in our game. You’ve met Ken before. You worked with him before. -Yes. Yeah, I was on his first photo shoot. So obviously I taught him everything I know. -Yeah. -About modeling. -Of course, yeah. -I was a great mentor. -What […]

Cute Cats and Stupid Self-Defense Lessons: Ellen Checks Out Amazing Viral Videos

Today is the Jewish New Year. So in honor of the Jewish New Year, I replaced my rap air horn [AIR HORN] with the traditional Jewish instrument, the shofar. [SHOFAR HORN] [SHOFAR HORN] [SHOFAR HORN] According to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5778 and I’m still writing 5777 on my checks. [LAUGHTER] [SHOFAR HORN] [LAUGHTER] [SHOFAR HORN] […]

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