Democratic Candidates Kick Off Their 2020 Campaigns with an Apology Tour | The Daily Show

Some of the major Democratic candidates have been atoning for positions that they used to hold that are no longer welcome in the Democratic Party. Right? Candidates like former vice president and surprise massage therapist Joe Biden, who yesterday expressed regret over being a little “too tough” on crime back in the ’90s. I’ve been in this fight […]

Joey Diaz’s Mom Starts a Fight – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– He’s punchin’ him right in the fuckin’ Queens, just punchin’ him in the face. It’s New York in the 70s, nobody’s sayin’ dick. (soft rock music) – Welcome to This Is Not Happening presents fisticuffs. If you’ve never been to this show before, this is a bunch of comics telling fun stories about real shit that happened. […]

Spike Lee – “BlacKkKlansman” and Fighting the Rise of Racism in the Trump Era | The Daily Show

-Welcome back to the show. -Glad to be here. -Great… -Is Brooklyn in the house? (applause and cheering) Great to see you again, and let me start by saying this. I-I have been in many a movie theatre. I, uh, have watched many movies, Spike Lee, and I will tell you this. I have never experienced what I […]

Bert Kreischer – Fighting a Bear – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

The machine, Mr. Bert Kreischer, everybody. Let him hear it. [cheers and applause] I fought a bear one time. [laughs] I know–It sounds as ridiculous to me as it does to you. But I used to have a show calledHurt Bert.It was on FX, and I used to take new men’s dangerous jobs. Every week, it was a […]

Trump Fights Obstruction with Obstruction | The Daily Show

Robert Mueller, as he continues his methodical pursuit of the world’s most brilliant criminal mastermind, we’re seeing casualties of his investigation pile up. This week, a federal court in Virginia began hearing testimony in the trial of Paul Manafort, Donald Trump’s former campaign chairman, and world’s sketchiest LEGO man. Thanks to Mueller, Manafort is now charged with 18 […]

Christina Pazsitzky – Middle School Girl Fight – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– I could have had a boyfriend named Chad or Connor or Cooper or Skylar, some nice football player who finger-blasted me behind the racquetball courts. [laughter] No, dude. I was different.[tense techno music]♪[creatures snarling] [hatch whirs]♪[distorted electronic warbling]♪[cheers and applause]– Welcome to “This Is Not Happening.” I’m the host, Ari Shaffir, and tonight the topic is “Melee.” […]