Jason Nash Learns How to Fight – Second Chances with Jason Nash

A mid-life crisis can’t scare me, Jason Nash. After my mom’s terrible news, I vowed to empty my urn of regrets before I fill it back up. It’s clever and symbolic. These are my second chances. (phone ringing) – [Mom] Yeah? – Mom, learn karate. If I can earn a karate belt, maybe dad will think I can […]

Democratic Candidates Kick Off Their 2020 Campaigns with an Apology Tour | The Daily Show

Some of the major Democratic candidates have been atoning for positions that they used to hold that are no longer welcome in the Democratic Party. Right? Candidates like former vice president and surprise massage therapist Joe Biden, who yesterday expressed regret over being a little “too tough” on crime back in the ’90s. I’ve been in this fight […]

Spike Lee – “BlacKkKlansman” and Fighting the Rise of Racism in the Trump Era | The Daily Show

-Welcome back to the show. -Glad to be here. -Great… -Is Brooklyn in the house? (applause and cheering) Great to see you again, and let me start by saying this. I-I have been in many a movie theatre. I, uh, have watched many movies, Spike Lee, and I will tell you this. I have never experienced what I […]

Trump Fights Obstruction with Obstruction | The Daily Show

Robert Mueller, as he continues his methodical pursuit of the world’s most brilliant criminal mastermind, we’re seeing casualties of his investigation pile up. This week, a federal court in Virginia began hearing testimony in the trial of Paul Manafort, Donald Trump’s former campaign chairman, and world’s sketchiest LEGO man. Thanks to Mueller, Manafort is now charged with 18 […]

Ari Shaffir Fights a Girl – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– She’s just like the Terminator. She just like, gets up. And I was like I should have finished her off. (audience laughing) (dramatic music) Welcome to This Is Not Happening presents Fisticuff. If you’ve never been to this show before it’s just a bunch of comics telling fun stories about real shit that happened. – [Host] Give […]

Suffragettes Learn to Fight with “Suffrajitsu” (feat. Tatiana Maslany) – Drunk History

Hello, I’m Kirby Howell-Baptiste, and today we’ll be discussing Suffrajitsu. both: Cheers. – This is gonna be some good shit. Buckle up, baby.So our story starts in England.There is a Suffragette protestlead by Emmeline Pankhurst,and she’s like, oy, listen, women.We need the right to vote, so if these [bleep] menaren’t gonna give us the right to vote,then we’re […]

Key & Peele – Pizza Order

– HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING MARIO’S PIZZA. THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING. – HELLO. WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE, AND CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE PEPPERONI WITH PINEAPPLE AND CHEESY CRUST. – WE WOULD ALSO LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH BACON, PINEAPPLE, AND…CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE BACON, PINEAPPLE, WITH CHEESY CRUST. OKAY. IS THAT GONNA COMPLETE […]