How To Kill A Chinese Vampire | Can Kung Fu Defeat A Chinese Vampire?

Big boss man! Hey hotshot! heyyuh! Top Dog! I need some muscles! World’s strongest man strong? Yo son! Your father is a bastard and today I’m going to beat his ass! Your skinny ass can’t beat me son! Hold onto this When you get a chance, stick this in his ass Go to hell! What now? He’s absorbing […]

Help Wanted – Fight of the Living Dead: Paradise Calls (Ep 4)

Announcer:Previously on “Fight of the Living Dead: Paradise Calls”…( growling )Subjects lost one of their ownwhile performing a task for ConOp.( screaming ) My amigo got killed. And I’m gonna get those zombies for my boy Tony.Later, they paid the price for interacting withBranch Four rebels.I’d like three of you to come with us now so we can […]

Science Presentation – SNL

>>OUR APPLIED SCIENCES 101 A PRONLS CONTINUE WITH TWO MORE STUDENTS THAT ARE PRESENT THEIR FINDINGS AND FIELD QUESTIONS FROM OUR PANEL. >>PROFESSOR, BEFORE WE BEGIN, CAN I SAY SOMETHING? ALL RIGHT. LET’S BE REAL. I’M AT ALABAMA MOSTLY BECAUSE OF MY ABILITIES ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD, BUT I TAKE MY ACADEMICS INCREDIBLY SERIOUSLY. >>NOW, THAT’S VERY ADMIRABLE, […]

Why Jane Fonda is putting herself on the line to fight climate change

JUDY WOODRUFF: Finally tonight: Jane Fonda has been a household name for decades due to her prolific work on screen and stage, and to her enduring activism as well. Her cause now? Taking on climate change. JANE FONDA, Actor/Activist: You obviously know what this is like, but I have never felt it before. WALTER MATTHAU, Actor: The winner […]

The Karate Teen – SNL

>>IT’S ALMOST OVER HERE AT THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY KARATE CHAMPIONSHIPS. HE IS TAKING HIS LICKS AGAINST DEFENDING CHAMPION AND HUMAN FREIGHT TRAIN SAMMY KNOCKS OF THE WOLF CLAW DOJO. >>FIGHT!>>YA! YA!>>KEEP IT LEGAL. >>SORRY. I GOT DORK ON THE FLOOR. YEAH! WOLF CLAW. >>WOLF CLAW.>>YEAH. >>THIS KID IS A VIRGIN. THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO TAKE KARATE. […]

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