Grappling With Green Screen | Doctor Who: Series 10

I find it quite moving the way people throw themselves into it with great aplomb. It makes me feel quite proud to be an actor because if the people, some of the people could see themselves they’d realise they don’t look their best, myself included, when you are strangling an imaginary thing that isn’t there. But people always […]

Ten Tigers of Shaolin – Chop-Sucky #89

GRUNT! ♪ You’readirtyrat [Hard to recall non-silly depictions of religious rituals in these films apart from Shaolin.] Iiii begg yuuu… ♪ STOP! FIGHT! TIING! You’re a devious bastard… [Wait, what’s the thing?] GRUNT! Uhhh? [TOTAL deadpan.] Yeeeeahh…. I’m warning you agayyn… I’llfighttothedeathifneedbe! [Epic letter reading approaching.] Gawl-Dammit! GRUNT HAGGH!! Brothaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! ♪ Chu-shyanngggh!

18 Secrets of Kung Fu – Chop-Sucky #107

[What kind of name is that?] [Huh?] [Can you spot the seamless film edits?] Uhllhvvdakilllyuu!! [Oh God, “Ding Dong” is back!] Shshshutyaface! [I couldn’t make out half of all that dialogue.] [They’re having another Deadpan Tournament.] [Voice guy’s using his normal voice for once.] GRUNT!! [Here’s a good reason.] YERR A KIDD… [Yeucch.] [Never get tired of abrupt […]

Chop-Sucky: Bad Kung Fu Dubs – Northern Kicks, Southern Fists

My friend… …hyhhh! …hyhhh… …y-yyy-your kung… …FU!! My friend… [Uh, what?] [His throat needs a lube.] [The knife does all the work.] … … GRUNT! My friend… [Yeucch.] Weknowhe’sthreatenedyou/ And he’sinsultedyou/ If you’re lahyin’ ta mee… [“Torture”?] GRUNT! [“Farce me”?] GRUNT! [And it ain’t over ’till the fat lady sings a different tune.] [Why the speech? Who ARE […]

Wonderman from Shaolin – Chop-Sucky #103

HE’S DUMMMB…. [Also a stentorian.] [Thanks, Yoda.] …… … [Monotone of the Week Award.] KI–CKKKKKKKK!! [Hard to imagine these voice guys could sound normal in regular conversation.] …my Wind Blade™! …my Wind Blade™? [The hell’s happening?] [Are they “DUBBING” his “SIGNING”?!?] YAWWWWWOU’RE…. [I really just can’t.] [Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.] …and your Wind Blade™!

The Incredible Kung Fu Master – Chop-Sucky #93, Part 2

[How do they DO that?] [PLEASE stop talking.] He’s taken the piss…! NOWyagonnabeDEAD!! Learning… Learning Rong Chun… Learning Rong Chun and Five… Learning Rong Chun and Five Styles… Learning Rong Chun and Five Styles is all… Learning Rong Chun and Five Styles is all wrong! Verygoodyouidiot! [Jesus.] Mahstah/ That bahstahd/ [Talk to the hand.] Found me out/ They […]