How To Defend Yourself Against A Drunk Italian Man While Visiting Stonehenge!

How To Defend Yourself Against A Drunk Italian Man While Visiting Stonehenge!


– Hey guys, Sensei Marc
here with Mr. Steve. Now today we’re going to do a defense where you fall to the ground,
and then you defend yourself from someone trying to
punch you in the face. So right now, we’re at
Stonehenge and we just got off the tour bus, so we are
tour- not musicians, we’re tourists and Mr.
Steve’s belligerent, he’s an Italian man, he had
too much to drink in England, so he bumps into me as
I’m watching Stonehenge. Well Stonehenge doesn’t
move, but I’m just watching the stones. Now, I try to defuse the
situation but in this instance he pushes me straight to the ground. (loud thud) So when I fall like this,
I make sure my head doesn’t bang against the age old stone. Now, when he is here,
I’m gonna turn my body. When he comes down to punch
me, I’m going to deflect it, and then put my legs around him. If this came to the side,
I’ll give you a quick tip. What I’m going to do is roll my hips out, come to his back, just like this. I would sink in my rare naked choke, I’m going to fall to the side
so I can admire the beauty of the stones. Now, let me give you a different option. Say we’re over here, Mr.
Steve pushes me down- Come over here. I like how he put his glasses
back on because he’s stylish. Now, what I’m going to do from here is put him right into my guard. I’m holding him just like this, hopefully the tour bus
director has broken this up, but it she didn’t, I’m
going to do a guillotine right from my guards, so
I’m going to come over here, I’m going to pass this arm,
I’m going to sit straight up, taking my thumb, rolling it in
and then putting on my choke. Now, this is when this becomes important. I’m going to have three different options from this position; this is
stacking, so when I’m grappling or self-defense, I’m throwing
up all these submissions and I’m letting him try to defend it. So, we’re over here, here’s
my guillotine, lock it in, throw my hips back, (hand taps mat) There’s the tap. Now, my second one is going to be my camor so I can break his shoulder
and then leave it on top of the stones, I’d have to throw
it because I’m pretty sure. The third option is
going to be a bump sweep, so I come up this way, roll my hips over, and now as I punch him in
the face, I can then look at the stones. So, this is Sensei Marc
and this is Mr. Steve, who’s no longer drunk
he’s more knocked out, and this is your defense if
you’re looking at Stonehenge and someone pushes you to the ground.

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