Eromanga Sensei OVA – OVAwful

Eromanga Sensei OVA – OVAwful


Whew boy, another OVAwful, another poll, and
this month we got a special one. This time my beautiful Patrons on the $1 and
above tier voted for me to watch the Eromanga-Sensei OVA. And to help out, I picked the second OVA over
the first OVA. And if it’s anything like I think it is,
I’m going to hate it. So let’s begin my journey into the mind
of a 30 year old Otaku who has too much time on his hands, let’s talk about Eromanga-Senai
OVA 2. So it’s cold out these days in Japan, and
ya’ know what that means? Right? Ya’ know… Ehhh??? That’s right it’s exactly what it means,
Sagiri stays in bed, in her room, where she belongs. I don’t want to see another scene, another
second, another frame of a lol– Well that wish is completely ruined when for
some reason, we get to see Sagiri change? Why? Oh god please don’t tell me it’s one of
those OVA’s. And well it turns out bitch boy MC here got
a cold from that ELF, Elf Yamada. So Sagiri touches her forehead to bitch boy
to take his temperature? And must I say… nobody, ever, never, did
this ever before. Who the fuck takes their temperature by touching
foreheads, that’s just asking for a cold. And we all know why, who am I trying to fool,
this is some half assed fantasy. So dumbass girl puts MC, who is pretty sick
into her bed? Why? This is just asking to get a cold. Put him in his own bed! We’ve established with the OVA and 12 episodes
of the series prior that he has a bed! Why are they not letting the guy use his own
bed? What are they trying to hide? [Globalist Conspiracy] ABE KUSH Hello my name is Abe Kush, and I am an expert
anime conspiracist! And I am here today to tell you all about
why I think Sagiri is indeed a globalist conspiracy. And if it isn’t quite already obvious to
you fine and strong people, Sagiri is obviously a very young girl… or so you think she is. But I have trusted sources in Crunchyroll
feeding my information that Sagiri is indeed a blood sucking vampire who lives in the 4th
dimension. Much like Cthulhu, Sagiri bends and breaks
the minds of people by simply looking at her. In many ways, we operate on a separate plane
of existence, so when we do come into contact with this 4th dimensional beings our mind
cannot comprehend and so our minds break. This is key to figuring out the truth, let
me explain to you why that is. On October 1st, 1908 Henry Ford invented the
Model-T… but what you don’t know is this. Henry Ford was a blood sucking vampire, but
not any blood sucking vampire. Henry Ford was god damn Sagiri, pal! That’s right, ever since 1908 Sagiri has
been infiltrating the mindscape of constitutional America (and some parts of Rio De Janeiro)
to sell you all weeaboo pillows and Naruto action figures. But what’s even more damning is… she’s
trying to get us to raise the MAL score of My Hero Academia to a 10.00. That’s right people, Sagiri from the very
start has already corrupted our rat minds by artificially raising the score of My Hero
Academia. Here is the truth, listen up. Nobody actually like My Hero Academia, people
just pretend to like it because it’s cool. And even that is a lie, because the truth
is that My Hero Academia doesn’t actually exist. What your watching is Naruto. That’s right people, Saigiri has altered
our minds in such a horrifying manor that we perceive all episodes of Naruto as My Hero
Academia. Want to know how I proved this? Well after taking my Loli Juice Supplements
(we’ll get to that in a moment), I was able to break the 5th Dimension and become one
with the Deer God to figure out from Randy Savage’s ghost that Sagiri is indeed a Globalist
Conspiracy, aka Cthulhu. And I was able to do all of this with the
help of my own, hand made in America supplements, Loli Juice. If you don’t know Loli Juice is the first
all natural supplement since Fruit Loops. We take care to hand pick our ingredients
carefully. We go to Japan and then take all of the anime
lolis and grind them up, using the juices from their corpses to then turn into a single
pill. That’s right baby, every single pill contains
the soul of a loli. Just today I took 53 of these bad boys and
I’ve never felt better. I can lift cars, create time rifts, and I
even have my own magical girl transformation. Ah fuck, what the hell, I go away for two
seconds and suddenly ABE KUSH shows up, WTF. Anyways, the Eromanga-Sensi OVA is pretty
much what you’d expect. It’s an OVA that is more wish fulfillment
and not really anything of substance. It isn’t even shocking or humorous in the
least, which is what you’d think something like this would do. But no, it’s just boring slice of life teasing
crap, which isn’t entertaining in the least.

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